Helooooooooo, anyone out their? I am (in character as) Skipper Dorsal, fearless merchant hailing you from my cargo frigate the Celestial Song, and coming all the way out hear from the planet Aquamarine. No seriously is anyone out their? Their doesn't seem to be very many doing much.
Anyway I am establishing this comm channel for anyone who is interested in importing, anything. Because like a said I am a merchant and their is a real lack of potential customers out hear, so if your ever in this side of the galaxy fill free to give me a call and let me know your demand so I can supply, or, if perhaps you are interested in selling something, what your interested in selling. After all I am from a civilized society and we believe it rude insulting and dishonorable to not trade properly, example being, refusing to buy from the people we sell to. This channel is now saved into my list of communication, and I will read and reply to your commentary, if their is any. After all I have plenty of time, I'm only 135 years old, I have much time ahead to find out if the naborhood grows or shrivels. Now I will think of something fancy to end my broadcasts with.